It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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