He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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