I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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