You're so nebulous sometimes
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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