Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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