There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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