we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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