There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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