Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
There r osticjed everywhere
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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