Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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