Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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