told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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