Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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