Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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