i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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