you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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