so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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