Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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