You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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