He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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