Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
the gays at disneyland are vicious
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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