he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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