That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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