sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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