yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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