Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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