Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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