chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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