i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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