...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
4 words: hood of his car
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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