you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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