You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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