Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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