Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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