He is an equal opportunity slut.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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