1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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