its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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