I cut my penus on the lid.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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