I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
