omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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