that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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