how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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