That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Congratulations! We have a period
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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