YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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