Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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