I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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