You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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