accomplished twins. life is a go
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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