i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
