Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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