The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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