You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
you had me at cake vodka
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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