The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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