i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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