i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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