she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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