it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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