So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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